Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Women Societal Expectations (satire)

Problem: Women Societal Expectations

In today's society, magazines are filled of "perfect" unrealistic models. A common girl will open up an issue of Vogue and see Miranda Kerr or Candice Swanepoel on the front cover. Most girls will look at them and say "Wow, they are perfect! I want to look like them." People like Miranda and Candice are making girls feel bad about themselves. Girls want their perfect bodies, hair, face, and weight. It's messed up how society classifies models only if they are skinny and beautiful. 

The problem trying to be resolved here is that, models and magazines display how society thinks how women should look like. In fact, women shouldn't look like those basic models. Those models are way too skinny. Some will even starve themselves to become skinny. You shouldn't have to starve yourself to become what you want. Those models cake themselves with make-up. Its like they aren't even real people. They are fake. Nobody likes fake people, they are the worst. 

Girls can become depressed from society. Society tells all girls if you don't have a flat stomach, big boobs & skinny thighs you are not perfect. Girls start to feel bad about themselves, which leads to self harm. People will cut themselves from depression. No one should ever cut themselves because they aren't happy with their imagine. Depression can also lead to suicide, which is even more worse. No girl should murder themselves because they are not "perfect." No one is perfect. 

To fix all girls problems, I have found a solution. When a girl reaches the age of 16, her parents will decide if she is ugly or beautiful. If the parents find their girl ugly, they will continue with the life normally. On the other hand, if the girl is beautiful, they will undergo surgery. All the pretty girls will have to get one of their eyes removed. Therefore, everyone will be ugly. There will be no judging since everyone is gross. No perfect women will ever exist, there won't be any expectations for women anymore. 

Now I know what you're thinking, "Eye removal really??" My answer is yes really, why not. Only pretty girls have to get one of their eyes removed. At least its only one eye and not both. Mike Wazowski only has one eye, and little kids love the guy. This surgery can be exciting. If any beautiful girl ever doesn't go this surgery. If they skip it, and try to sneak away. They will be caught and have to face consequences. Those girls will have to take out BOTH of their eyes, by themselves. That's not the only consequence though. You will also have to shave half your head. Please don't skip the surgery when you have to. Would you rather lose one eye or both eyes AND half your hair? So, I would suggest to all the pretty girls, just undergo the surgery when you reach sixteen. 

The answer is found! No more expectations for women. No more making women feel different since everyone is ugly. This is a good thing. If a used-to-be pretty women makes fun of an ugly person with a uni-brow, they have to remember they are the person with only one eye. Men probably won't be happy with this, having no sexy women. We aren't here to talk about men's expectations though, forget about them.

Women don't feel pressured to be perfect. Having one eye can be life changing! 

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